Random Me

I wrote this over a year ago, in a different blog

1. I'm really funny, somehow only the closest people to me understand this.
2. I wanted to be a vet for a long time but didn't really want to see animals in distress
3. When it comes to my kids...I have a favorite depending on the situation.
4. I love things that are different and unique. I usually try to go against the grain.
5. I love smurfs and Heman.
6. I chew on my lips when I'm nervous.
7. I had no idea I was born on Pearl Harbor day til I was a teenager and someone told me.
8. My parents have no idea I've been married twice.
9. I'm afraid of being in the same water with fish.
10. I've gone scuba diving.
11. I've thrown up 30 feet underwater.
12. I hate it when people want to dress my kids as twins.
13. I can't read if I'm in a moving car, I get really car sick.
14. I love pushing in the little circles on drink tops...the ones that distinguish what kind of soda you have.
15. I stopped playing punch buggy when I was 27.
16. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
17. I backed a truck into a cinder block wall when I was 5.
18. The dog was in the car with me and he jumped out the window the minute the car started moving.
19. That dog was a traitor.
20. Double dog daring me still has a huge effect...and will probably get results.
21. I am/was a huge tom boy growing up.
22. But I cheerleaded for 7 years.
23. You know how a cat or dog will all of sudden start running all over the house...I do that sometimes.
24. When I'm by myself at home, I always pretend someone's breaking in.
25. I think I miss my gardner more than my ex.
26. I hate my yard...long grass, brown spots, empty planter boxes.
27. I've always thought I was going to die at a young age.
28. I love surprises.
29. I think I've ruined almost every surprise somebody has tried to surprise me with.
30. I like surprising others more than being surprised.
31. I still believe that I will have a happy ever after.
32. I'm too impatient to wait for it.
33. I've been bitten by a brown recluse.
34. Stung by jellyfish.
35. I like tolerating pain.
36. I want to put my girls in "boy" sports.
37. I want them to learn how to ride dirt bikes.
38. I wore slacks to my highschool graduation only because they told the girls that we had to wear dresses.
39. I stole money from my dad when I was 14.
40. I used it to by perfume for my mom for Christmas.
41. I still feel guilty about it.
42. I put myself down to make other people feel better about themselves.
43. I love making other people feel better.
44. I suck at keeping in touch with people.
45. The people I've known the longest are because they've kept in touch with me.
46. I don't call people to just shoot the shit.
47. I do love talking on the phone for hours with people I find interesting.
48. I love to laugh. It's the highlight of my day.
49. I bribe my kids to talk to their dad on the phone.
50. I love hugs.
51. Kissing is my favorite.
52. I love keeping my house clean...
53. Except for my room, and bathroom...I'm horrible at it
54. Whenever I go to the store Michael's I have to use the bathroom...I think my body just likes their bathrooms.
55. My body normally waits until I have several things in my cart before it decides it needs to go.
56. Morals get in the way of a lot of things I'd like to do.
57. I nuke my chocolate chip cookies
58. I wish my mom had a boyfriend so she would stop paying attention to me again.
59. I wish me and my brother were as close as we use to be.
60. I wish I would have gone away to college.
61. I want to go bungee jumping!
62. Someone would have to push me off of the platform.
63. I want to go sky diving!
64. Someone would have to push me out of the plane.
65. I like literally picking on people...
66. Sand out of hair, pimples, black heads....it's gross I know
67. I love accomplishing something I didn't think I could do...
68. Like changing a sprinkler head, climbing on my roof top to take down Christmas lights.
69. I always wanted to buy all the stuff on terrysvillage.com and decorate my house in it...
70. Didn't have enough time or money
71. I love rainbows and sunsets...
72. If it wasn't so freaking early I'd love sunrises too.
73. I need validation in everything I do
74. I want to tie my mom down, put duct tape over her mouth and make her listen to me rant about what I think of her.
75. I'm jealous of people who have good relationships with their parents.
76. I love writing letters over email.
77. I love getting mail...I love cards in the mail, letters, packages.
78. I want my scrapbook room to look like this http://www.madcropper.com/amandas-scrapbook-room/
79. I hate my mini-van.
80. I want a four door truck
81. I want professional make-up lessons
82. I think its funny when I take a guy out in soccer.
83. I found out the other day that there are girls that don't like guys to go down on them. I was shocked...no idea that existed.
84. I wish I could be more selfish.
85. I love meeting happy couples...
86. I never want to get to know them better, because they're usually unhappy with eachother
87. I suck at lying.
88. If I'm going to lie I have to be prepared in advance.
89. I go to church every Sunday.
90. I'm still not 100% sold on the whole creationism.
91. I clap whenever I'm really happy.
92. NO idea how or when that started. Didn't even really realize till people started pointing it out.
93. I love googling people or doing background checks.
94. I hate dressing room mirrors.
95. I refuse to read the synopsis on movies or books...I'd rather be completely surprised.
96. I love to Karaoke.
97. I still think it's cool that I got "Best looking" in my junior high yearbook
98. Its a huge pet peeve of mine people refuse to try new foods.
99. I ate a tongue taco because I was dared.
100. I'm a hopeless romantic.