Too funny

So last Friday....over a week ago I gave my number to a guy. A guy i really wasn't very interested in. My friend was talking to his buddy and we were having a good time so I didn't want to kill the mood by turning him down when he asked for my number.

So I had a Black Martian (he calls himself that) semi-stalking me for over a week. It was very bizarre and so funny at the same time. He sent me about a dozen texts and called me and left voicemails a couple of times. It went like this:

Black Martian - 7/11: Whats up. Black Martian

Black Martian - 7/11: Voice Mail "Hey whats going on I met you last night and I normally give girls 3 days before I call them but yous was lookin kinda hot so I figured I'd call you before someone snatches you up. Call me at your earliest convenience"

Black Martian - 7/16: Whats up Big Bootie?

Me - 7/16: Lose my number<

Black Martian - 7/16: I'm sorry please don't take it so personally I was just trying to get a response from you. I've been trying to get a hold you the whole week.

Black Martian - 7/16: I'm sorry I just think you're so beautiful, you remind me of the psychiatrist on the Sopranos (is that suppose to be a compliment?) very classy.

Black Martian - 7/16: I'm sorry please let me make it up to you. I'd like to take you to dinner tomorrow. I'm a good guy.

Black Martian - 7/17: Hello sweetheart. How is your day going?

Black Martian - 7/18: Voice Mail What the fuck man. Call your boy back. Don't take it personal. I'm sorry that I said that on the text. I know that you're probably a very sensitive woman. I'm sorry....I'm gonna have to get in touch with my female intuition on this one. Call me back God damn it. I'm not playing wit you. Shit, stop acting like a bitch and call me back.

Black Martian - 7/19: Hi, I want to reiterate how sorry i am 4 disrespecting you. I didnt think u would take it so personal. Well I really like u, despite the text.

Black Martian - 7/19: But im a stand up guy. and i just want a chance to talk and get tn know u as friends. Black Martian

Black Martian - 7/19: Im not going to beg u, but when i met u, and I took ur hand, I knew we had a connection. I LEAD U FOLLOWED.just give me a chance. at least call me.

So now its 7/24 and I haven't heard from him...yippee! Did you notice how many times I contacted him???? ONCE...one time to say "lose my number". This was the weirdest thing. I met that guy and "hung out"/talked for about 15 minutes. Who does that? I had a few drinks in me and barely even remember what he looks like. But we had a connection??? Something is seriously wrong with him. He's a nice guy who also tells me to quit acting like a bitch....hmmmmmmmmmmm. Wish you could hear the actual voice mail. It was priceless.